This is how I feel about swine flu, with the notable exception that, for me, the crisis of today is the joke of today too. You may as well die laughing. And if you don't die, bonus. (Also, exams are coming up, and I haven't started studying because that would entail acknowledging reality. Which I prefer not to do when I can help it. So swine flu, come on in. It's warm and inviting in my lungs.)
And here are 25 things about me that are absolutely, definitely, indubitably and 100% true. For a given value of 'true'. Because
huntingsnarks , she tags like a ninja.
( Write an entry with 25 random things, personal facts, habits, or goals about you. ) Well, if that proved anything it proved I can rant more than is strictly desirable. And I didn't say it, but I think you're all pretty damn awesome... if you have any questions about my ridiculously mundane existence, I will endeavour to answer them in my usual style, which is to say I will sacrifice dignity for truth, and I will sacrifice truth for humour.
Because that is how I roll.
Or just comment to tell me I'm a wanker. That's a pretty fair call, really.
EDIT: This is so, so good. It's funny because it's
true.