We all know it. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

[girlanachronism]

I'M BACK! HELLO! Oh, I have missed you all more than is probably healthy. I absolutely hate being out of the loop, seriously. Knowing you were all having fun without me. (For those who don't know why I'm ranting, a fabulous New years party resulted in a less than fabulous demise of my laptop, and long story short this is the first time I've been able to get on lj since.)

So, fill me in! What have I missed? I need to binge! I need to fangirl outrageously! I need squee and ridiculous sexual innuendo! BRING IT.

/hyperness

I now forsake this post to instead turn my attention to my bloated inbox, but coming soon: my Big Day Out post of absolute unadulterated joy. MATTHEW BELLAMY. HE PLAYED A RIFF WITH HIS TONGUE. HIS GODDAMN TONGUE.

Comments

[klaudyna.livejournal.com]

HEY THERE! I know we haven't talked in a really long time but I've been around lately and now that you're back I hope we finally can. :) How you've been doing?

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Hey! It has definitely been to long. I've been great, been to the Big Day Out (YAYZ) still on holidays, looking forward to next years uni. How about you?

[klaudyna.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay for festivals! Glad to hear you've been good. :) I'm looking forward to my winter break right now, fighting with thesis-writing stuff and all. 'Tis pretty fun. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

Heeeey gurl heeeeey! *hugs* I've missed you. And so have my new friends...


<3 <3 <3

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

FELT DOLL OLLIE AND ZALTZMAN! I LLOOOOOOVE THEM! I'M IN LOOOOVVVEE!

I missed you too, girl. My bugles are no fun (well... still rather awesome but fall short of meeting their potential) without you to squee with! Speaking of which...

THE 100th BUGLE OMG ANDY'S KIDS ♥ ♥

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

They were my birthday present from a lovely friend of mine. I snuggle them all the time and have them make kissy noises. <3

OMG ANDY'S CHILDREN!! I AM A BALL OF SQUEE OVER THAT. Horace speaks Russian and Matilda is evil. XD XD Oh God Andy I love you so much.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Your friend is amazing. They look sooo snuggle-able.

I knnnnoooowwww! "Get rid of John" and then his whimpery "Oh, Matilda, no!"

I bet he spoils them rotten when he visits Andy :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

It's Matilda's, "Mummy bought sandwiches!" and Andy's, "Alright peaches, cork it!" that I love with John laughing in the background. XD

NO DON'T MAKE ME THINK OF JOHN BEING ALL ADORABLE WITH ANDY'S KIDS. THE CUTENESS IS TOO MUCH TO CONSIDER.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Made ONE MILLION TIMES cuter by the fact that she says it so many times. Andy is clearly not getting how important these sandwiches are...

BUT YOU KNOW THAT HE IS A TOTAL PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR BIG ROUND EYES AND HE CANNOT SAY NO TO ANYTHING AND IT ENDS UP WITH MUCH MESS AND TORN CLOTHING AND HAVING TO BE RESCUED BY ANDY'S WIFE COS ANDY IS LAUGHING TO HARD TO HELP.

[angelascats.livejournal.com]

HELLO! It's been a very long time!

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Hello! It has been, and it's a tragedy that must be rectified immediately :D

[angelascats.livejournal.com]

Indeed!!!
How have you been?

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Excellent :D I SAW MUSE LIVE! MATTHEW BELLAMY IN TURQUOISE PANTS! SPARKLY GUITARS!

... HE PLAYED A RIFF WITH HIS GODDAMN TONGUE!

/rant. Other than that, pretty good overall.

How about you?

[angelascats.livejournal.com]

Turquoise pants?! That sounds amazing!
Seriously.

I'm okay. Been watching movies and shit. Writing ridiculous smut fic.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

It really was. And they played all my favourite songs.

Ohhh, movies = goodtimes. Rock Horror, perhaps? Nice icon. I went to a Rocky Horror open air screening about a month ago, all dressed up... it was brilliant, and hilarious. The crowd would all shout certain things together at various moments, and we all danced the time warp.

[angelascats.livejournal.com]

I went to one of those years ago--it was actually the first time I saw the movie so it was hard to hear everything.

I just watched Mulholland Dr. yesterday (SO INTENSE) and now I'm watching Howl's Moving Castle.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Aw, I love Howls Moving Castle! I'm tempted to start quoting, but I'll restrain myself until you've finished watching it :D

[angelascats.livejournal.com]

It's soo good!

[huntingsnarks.livejournal.com]

AH JEALOUSY.

And hello there.

But seriously. Missing out on BDO tickets was like the most tragic moment ever. Mr Bellamy can tongue my riffs (wait, I was going for at least a little subtlety in that innuendo...)

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Oops, sorry.

HELLLOOOOOO!

I... I am sorry. It was a rather good year. I came out of the moshes with a torn shirt and missing a shoe, and I didn't even care.

Never mind, we all know the Muse motto is "Subtlety Be Damned". I am sure Matt would approve. But seriously, his guitar... there was caressing, and thrusting...

Me: I need to be that guitar.
Friend: He usually smashes them, though...
Me: WORTH IT.

[huntingsnarks.livejournal.com]

DEFINITELY worth it. XD

[slug-belcher.livejournal.com]

My soulmate! You are back! <3

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Oh, there you are, my better half! *runs into your arms in slow motion*