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So, um, here is a draft of Jon Stewart's Rules For Surviving Interaction With Stephen Colbert. I'm on holiday with the dodgiest internet connection, so sorry about taking forever. Tried to do it prettily as an apology. Thanks to everyone for giving me these awesome rules :)

Tell me if I've missed anything... or if you have better ideas...







 
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More questions! I feel loved and confused and violated all at once. So, clearly, you're all doing an excellent job. COMMENCE THE INTERROGATION!

Actually, scratch that. After all, I have it from a reliable source that if you ever find yourself in the power of someone who uses the word 'commence' in cold blood, go somewhere else very  quickly. If they say 'enter', don't stop to pack. Genre savvy, I believe they call it.

Aw, hell. Commence away. And enter, too.


From [livejournal.com profile] alivemagdolene 

This girl is evil, and I respect that. And no, I'm not crying, it's just raining on my face. )






From [livejournal.com profile] warriorpoet:

The directionless, the fear, the ordinary, the revelatory and the place I call home. )




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INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Leave me a comment telling me you want QUESTIONS.
2. I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your journal with the answers to the questions. Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.


From [livejournal.com profile] sarcasticsra :

my name is a lie, woodstock and a wham bam thankyou ma'am )




From [livejournal.com profile] sirdrakesheir:
Gary Jules and skinny ties at the end of the world )




From [livejournal.com profile] duckgirlie :

Pancakes, beards and Rocky Horror )
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THE DEDICATE A SONG MEME!
1) Name 25 of your LJ Friends.
2) Then put your music playlist on shuffle.
3) Each random song is dedicated to one of your Friends. (Ex;First song for first friend on list)
4) Ready? GO!


_lady_vanilla_ Novocaine for the Soul - Eels
aeon_entwined Western Eyes - Portishead
alivemagdolene The Man Who Sold The World - Nirvana
anais_rhys The Leggionaire's Lament - The Decemberists
avidlydelicious (Antichrist Television Blues) - Arcade Fire
butchiemcgee Help, I'm Alive - Metric
darkecology There's No One - The Whitlams
duckgirlie  Read My Mind - The Killers
fourleftxaviers  NYC - Interpol
huntingsnarks  Beautiful Child - Rufus Wainwright
insomniacures  I Will Possess Your Heart - Death Cab For Cutie
klaatu_09  Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie
klaudyna  Farewell to the Fairground - White Lies
nova_mist  Black Math - The White Stripes
oni_butterfly  My Delirium - Ladyhawke
paperdays  Dawn of the Dead - Does It Offend You, Yeah?
sailorptah  Heart It Races -  Architecture in Helsinki
sarcasticsra  Guitar Hero - Amanda Palmer
sirdrakesheir  Orange Crush - REM
taurenova  Teenage Angst - Placebo
theblackmeat  Karma Police - Radiohead (missed out on Molko by one song...godammit!)
tigris18   Knights of Cydonia - Muse
trustingno1  Vid Spilum Endalaust - Sigur Ros
truthiness_aura  Friday I'm In Love - The Cure
warriorpoet  Don't Fight It - The Panics


Also, it seems to be Pride time in the states, and everyone is going OMG PART-AY! I'm rather jealous. Anyway, to get into the spirit of things I sulkily fucked around on photoshop made some really gay fakenews pics and icons )


NOW WITH 200% MORE JOHN OLIVER
as requested by[info]tigris18





 

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I'm listening to a song and I just heard the line 'shot down like a pro-choice doctor in texas'.

O.o

They're odd boys, British India. Anyway, I'm really just posting because I had a weird, weird dream. And I wanted to describe it, because I'm bored. )

So that's the dream. Yeah. I seriously did dream that. Not that I care if you believe me or no, it makes no difference, but it would be nice if you did. Because then you could understand my eagerness to go to bed tonight and see if I can come up with something similar.

Yes, I know dreams don't work like that.

Oh, shut up.
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Another meme... would you look at that? IS ANYONE SURPRISED?

Pick a character from a fandom (preferably one I know, that would be helpful...) and comment, and I'll answer these questions:

a. My favorite thing about that character.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
f. Their ship from hell.
g. Their song.
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
i. The last bad dream they had.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.


And in the more serious and depressing world of real life, it seems twitter is facilitating a real wave of support and empathy for Iranian protesters. That's... good. Really good. It's nice to when things are more than a shallow fad, y'know?

But I'm not sure I could cope with following the tweets of people knowing that if they didn't update for 24 hours they could well be dead.

...

Sorry to end on such  a downer. Is anger better? FUCK YOU AHMADINEJAD.
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Ok, well someone (you know who you are) has been pestering me for some animated icons of the copious eyecandy that can be found in the latest Hugh-Jackman's-Chest vehicle of a film, Wolverine. And, loving me some pretty boys, I have obliged.


Mancandy lives here. )


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I STEAL MEMES!

1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Sure, you can cheat, but what's the fun in that?



That took longer than I expected. Damn. )
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It seems my purpose in life is to steal memes...

The problem with Livejournal is that we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. Hence, I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don’t know about you.


That, and listen to angsty music. Thank you, White Lies. My mind is now officially full of tragedy, unrequited love and bad behaviour at funerals.

Also, I spent a large portion of today casting my favourite books in my head. As I often do. The one that stuck me was Good Omens. (Fair warning: I have loved this book for a long time and will rant about it on a semi-regular basis) Now, I know it was going to be made into a film but it fell through, and the rumoured casting choices were Johnny Depp as Crowley (well, YES. Clearly. Because it's Johnny Depp. And it is clearly specified in the book; 'good cheekbones') and... get this... Robin Williams as Aziraphale. WHAT THE FUCK.

That is wrong on so many levels.

But anyway, the point is I can't come up with perfect casting for Good Omens. Got any ideas? Who is Aziraphale: English, intelligent, and gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide? Who Crowley, the dark-haired Angel who did not Fall as much as Saunter Vaguely Downwards?

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I watched Good News Week last night (unusual, for me, but boredom can do strange things to a girl) and it was like a competition between David Campbell and Bob Brown as to who could be the more weirdly adorable. It was ridiculous. I was just sitting there thinking 'um, why are the Director of the Cabaret Festival and the Senator who just happens to lead the Greens party making flirty puppy dog eyes at everyone on national television? Did Bob Brown just sing with Kate Miller-Heidke? Did David Campbell just proposition Paul McDermott, and if so why is he now practically licking Julia Morris's neck? And once again: Bob Brown flirting with Paul McDermott. DOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS WEIRD?'

Actually, I was probably less disturbed by the fact that it was happening and more disturbed by the fact that it was happening on channel ten.

And then there was a newsflash about Bob Brown being possibly thrown out of the senate for bankruptcy or something, and I was all THEY SAID WHAT NOW? NO! I NEED MY GAY ENVRIONMENTAL CRUSADER ADORABLY BONKERS SENATOR! Have a sudden urge to mail him 20 bucks. It's all I can afford :(

Also, a shout out to any Americans on my flist: does it piss you off that you have to wait til 21 to be legal? I've just been to a string of 18ths and it made me ponder... that, and the fact that most of them started with something along the lines of  "I'm 18! Shots of absinthe all round!" indicates that the general starting age in Ausland, even for people like me who just don't really like alcohol, is more like 16 or 14. Or do you just not pay attention to the age limit (like us)?


Oh, and I'm fighting the desire to send a letter to the Bugle saying I want to marry John Oliver, because that would be rather embarassing all round and I'd regret it forever. But I can't help drafting the love letters in my head. *sighs*



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It is generally acknowledged that I have a problem when it comes to decision making. If confronted with, say, two types of cereal in the morning or a range of empty chairs at a cafe I have to go run and find a large heavy table to crouch under, rocking back and forth until the white specks stop clouding my vision.

Well, not quite, but pretty damn close. So the fact that I have some Borders vouchers left after buying all the cd's on my wishlist is a problem. I feel this money should go to comedy, because there's shit all laughter in my life right now, but there are to many fabulous choices so I have retreated to my 'happy place' and beg of you to make it for me! Tell me what to buy! I have enough money for just about two DVDs.

(Also, I was shown the light in the form of the random paragraph generator and am now spending a frightening amount of time smashing various names into it and reading altogether way too much into what comes out. On the one hand I am getting in touch with my inner child and the love affair I had with words when I was young, but on the other hand I have discovered that my inner child is a four-year-old manic depressive on acid. Who can read porn into anything. So because I have too much time on my hands, I made some random paragraphs for each option. I FIND THEM AMUSING, DON'T JUDGE ME)



Love(cats)

Apr. 27th, 2009 06:57 pm
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First of all, it's been more than a week and I still can't stop humming this:



So yeah, that's my earworm. Thank you random lj prompt, you reminded me of my misery. Then again, you gave me the excellent advice "spread the suffering and inflict your earworm on your flist." So HAHAHA.

(Additional Note: I actually like this song. A lot. Just not enough to want to hear/think it 24/7)

Secondly, I just want to point out how AWESOME a certain Amanda Fucking Palmer is. She is a legendary songwriter, I saw her live and she was amazing (who else could randomly pash two guys and a girl from the audience in exchange for beer and not lose any dignity at all?) and my stupid friends who say otherwise all need to go get a life.

/rant.

Sorry. I should not post when I'm this tired.
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I has new mood theme *bounces* God I love Alan Davies. And cos I promised:

Comment on this entry, and I will:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.
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I just wanted to ponder my own uselessness. Seriously, it's depressing. I think I need to make a move to less awesome fandoms, lower the standards a bit. Every time I go to make an icon or write something... wham. Someone has just posted something mind-bendingly brilliant and all will to continue fades to nothing.

How can I compete with revolution through comedy in Orwellian dystopias or Adrian Veidt with a purple kitten on his head? Really? Did I ever have a chance? I am so not an internet person. And I think photoshop hates me.

But the fact is, you guys have me hitched. I'm addicted. Couldn't leave if I wanted to. It's stupid... I've had this journal for like two months, but in terms of use I may as well have had it for a week. See that little mouse? The one hiding in the corner watching everything go by with big wide eyes? Wave to it, cos its me.

Meh. Maybe I'll get braver with time. After all, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] theblackmeat , I'm now creeping out of my mouse hole to friend some people.  :)
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