What is this "compromise" you speak of?

It is generally acknowledged that I have a problem when it comes to decision making. If confronted with, say, two types of cereal in the morning or a range of empty chairs at a cafe I have to go run and find a large heavy table to crouch under, rocking back and forth until the white specks stop clouding my vision.

Well, not quite, but pretty damn close. So the fact that I have some Borders vouchers left after buying all the cd's on my wishlist is a problem. I feel this money should go to comedy, because there's shit all laughter in my life right now, but there are to many fabulous choices so I have retreated to my 'happy place' and beg of you to make it for me! Tell me what to buy! I have enough money for just about two DVDs.

(Also, I was shown the light in the form of the random paragraph generator and am now spending a frightening amount of time smashing various names into it and reading altogether way too much into what comes out. On the one hand I am getting in touch with my inner child and the love affair I had with words when I was young, but on the other hand I have discovered that my inner child is a four-year-old manic depressive on acid. Who can read porn into anything. So because I have too much time on my hands, I made some random paragraphs for each option. I FIND THEM AMUSING, DON'T JUDGE ME)