Dear Jondy Zaltziver...
Feb. 15th, 2010 08:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
girlanachronismDear John and Andy,
Only days after discovering that Tom is headed for certain heatstroke down my end of the world, I turned on the news and discovered that
It is very clear what has happened here, and as a loyal Bugler I feel it my duty to tell you that you are getting shafted. You are sending us a member of the Bugle family and you're getting Nick Griffin without the y chromosome (but with more remixing experience, which I know you like) in return. I can only assume large amounts of alcohol were involved in the decision making process. Or maybe a dastardly but understandable trick by my desperate nation to get rid of her. In any case, surely it's not to late to change your mind.
We'll keep Tom though. He's lovely.
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on 2010-02-15 10:02 am (UTC)And OMG Pauline Pantsdown takes me back. Still funny.
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on 2010-02-15 10:06 am (UTC)THANKS :D
Aha I don't know if it's funny enough to send in :P but Pauline Pantsdown will never be not funny...
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on 2010-02-15 10:11 am (UTC)Send it iiiin. :)
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on 2010-02-15 10:28 am (UTC)Really? Well, ok then. Thanks to you and
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on 2010-02-15 10:57 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-02-15 12:37 pm (UTC)why thank you kindly :P I actually got up halfway through the news to go to my room and type this up before I forgot it.
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on 2010-02-15 06:06 pm (UTC)Seriously, that is hilarious. Especially the bold on the word shafted. GOLD.
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on 2010-02-15 10:50 pm (UTC)FOR YOU I WILL :D
I think you can never put too much emphasis on the word shafted.