We all know it. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

[girlanachronism]

I'M BACK! HELLO! Oh, I have missed you all more than is probably healthy. I absolutely hate being out of the loop, seriously. Knowing you were all having fun without me. (For those who don't know why I'm ranting, a fabulous New years party resulted in a less than fabulous demise of my laptop, and long story short this is the first time I've been able to get on lj since.)

So, fill me in! What have I missed? I need to binge! I need to fangirl outrageously! I need squee and ridiculous sexual innuendo! BRING IT.

/hyperness

I now forsake this post to instead turn my attention to my bloated inbox, but coming soon: my Big Day Out post of absolute unadulterated joy. MATTHEW BELLAMY. HE PLAYED A RIFF WITH HIS TONGUE. HIS GODDAMN TONGUE.

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[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

FELT DOLL OLLIE AND ZALTZMAN! I LLOOOOOOVE THEM! I'M IN LOOOOVVVEE!

I missed you too, girl. My bugles are no fun (well... still rather awesome but fall short of meeting their potential) without you to squee with! Speaking of which...

THE 100th BUGLE OMG ANDY'S KIDS ♥ ♥

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

They were my birthday present from a lovely friend of mine. I snuggle them all the time and have them make kissy noises. <3

OMG ANDY'S CHILDREN!! I AM A BALL OF SQUEE OVER THAT. Horace speaks Russian and Matilda is evil. XD XD Oh God Andy I love you so much.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Your friend is amazing. They look sooo snuggle-able.

I knnnnoooowwww! "Get rid of John" and then his whimpery "Oh, Matilda, no!"

I bet he spoils them rotten when he visits Andy :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

It's Matilda's, "Mummy bought sandwiches!" and Andy's, "Alright peaches, cork it!" that I love with John laughing in the background. XD

NO DON'T MAKE ME THINK OF JOHN BEING ALL ADORABLE WITH ANDY'S KIDS. THE CUTENESS IS TOO MUCH TO CONSIDER.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Made ONE MILLION TIMES cuter by the fact that she says it so many times. Andy is clearly not getting how important these sandwiches are...

BUT YOU KNOW THAT HE IS A TOTAL PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR BIG ROUND EYES AND HE CANNOT SAY NO TO ANYTHING AND IT ENDS UP WITH MUCH MESS AND TORN CLOTHING AND HAVING TO BE RESCUED BY ANDY'S WIFE COS ANDY IS LAUGHING TO HARD TO HELP.