We are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it...

[girlanachronism]

 

Thanks to rehime for showing me this piece of wonderous wonder... I just needed to share it. The sheer fabulousness of it. And yes, he is wearing his glasses under those sunglasses. God damn.

Speaking of John fucking-sexy Oliver, does anyone know where I can get my hands on The Department, but not as a torrent? Torrents make my laptop die and I'm not sure why.

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[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

*swoons*

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

It's like just when you thought it was over, I attack with teh sexy all over again.

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Is it bad I want to print this out and put it in my wallet?

And every time something sad happens, I'll just pull it out and everything will be fine again. xD

"Oni, I wrecked you car." "WHAT? NO THAT'S-Oh John you sexy, sexy man. You and your silly double glasses...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

That sounds like an eminently sensible idea.

Every time you meet an asshole: "John Oliver is sexy. Your argument is invalid."

Because there is not enough argument invalidation on the interwebz!!

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

"YOU SEE THIS MAN? DO YOU SEE HIM? DO YOU SEE THE SEXY? DO YOU??"

"Yes?"

"I accept your apology."

"Wait, what does that have to do with the plight of the average American blue-collar worker?"

"If you don't know, it's not my job to tell you." *goes back to making kissy faces at picture*

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

"I don't accept this grade"

"Well, I'm afraid-"

"LOOK AT HIM!"

"..."

"WOULD HE ACCEPT THIS? HMMM? I DO NOT THINK HE WOULD. BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME HE IS."

"..."

"LOOK AT THE SEXY. LOOK THAT THAT FUCKING GQ MOTHERFUCKER."

"I think I can re-evaluate a few things."

"Thank you."

"Can I touch it?"

"Yes."

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

(LMFAO!!! <3<3<3)

"That'll be $5.50."

"LOOK AT HIM! DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE PAYS FOR MCDONALDS?"

"I-um..."

"DO YOU THINK THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER PAYS FOR HIS CHEESEBURGER? DO YOU? PEOPLE GET IN LINE TO OFFER FOOD TO THIS MAN!!"

"What-"

"GIVE HIM OFFERING! GIVE IT!"

"...Here you go."

"Thank you."

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

"EVERYONE. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THIS. OMG. LOOK AT IT. NOW... do everything I say."

We'll take over the world, Oni!

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

It would be better than Hypno Toad.

We'll start with just the picture, until we have enough control to kidnap the real Oliver. We'll put him on TV pointing at him, screaming "LOOK AT HIM", and soon...the whole planet would be ours!

Bwha...Bwhaha...Bwhahaha...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I think our squee is getting dangerously close to massive bonkers macro levels.

So I made us a massive bonkers macro.

:D

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

That is getting printed out and fucking laminated.

Seriously, that is...Would you like your worshiping to begin now, or later?

Also, I love how we both decided it was Macro Time. xD

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

P.S. Your macro is now officially my background. <3

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Great minds, eh? Your macro is made of win! he's so adorable *snatch*

Your background? AWWW I FEEL SPECIAL!

We're gonna have to find things to add to it. Like how he pawns Americans and they fucking like it. IDK. I have to go to uni soon, otherwise I'd spend the next two hours adding to it :D

*pets your macro* Sooo pretty.

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

xD I just thought it was awesome we were both like "LOL MACRO TIME!!!"

You should! My background is usually only reserved for graphic slash pictures that I an using to slowly break my fiancee's will to live. So he thinks you for the reprieve. Or at least, he would, if he had the courage to ever look at my background.

Yes! He's bends you over and you like it dammit! <3

I'll try to think of something, but you have fun at uni! (I keep forgetting about the time difference so for a second there I thought "OMG who has class at 10PM?" lol @ forgetful!me)

*snuggles your macro and thinks un-pure thoughts about it*