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rehime for showing me this piece of wonderous wonder... I just needed to share it. The sheer fabulousness of it. And yes, he is wearing his glasses under those sunglasses. God damn.
Speaking of John fucking-sexy Oliver, does anyone know where I can get my hands on The Department, but not as a torrent? Torrents make my laptop die and I'm not sure why.
rehime for showing me this piece of wonderous wonder... I just needed to share it. The sheer fabulousness of it. And yes, he is wearing his glasses under those sunglasses. God damn.Speaking of John fucking-sexy Oliver, does anyone know where I can get my hands on The Department, but not as a torrent? Torrents make my laptop die and I'm not sure why.
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on 2009-10-05 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-05 12:43 pm (UTC)I. Know.
Fffffuuuucccckkk. Look at the scarf. Look at the scarf. And the little serious anxious frown. And the not-quite facial hair. And...
... and the hands. He has really big hands.
O.O
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on 2009-10-05 01:45 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-05 01:55 pm (UTC)I sort of maybe want to jump him so hard his head spins o.O
Ohemgee
on 2009-10-06 12:53 am (UTC)KINK TARGETED
KINK FIRED
WE HAVE A HIT, DEAD CENTER, AURA IS DOWN
...as an acquaintance of mine once said, "I would do such things to that man. I would absolutely destroy him."
Re: Ohemgee
on 2009-10-06 12:55 am (UTC)I am right there with you.
It's kinda scary.
I saw the hands, and went weak at the knees. And then took in the wearing-two-glasses, and suddenly it was "take me up against a wall and do me hard."
...
... I think I'm unhealthily obsessed.
Re: Ohemgee
on 2009-10-06 02:22 am (UTC)...I've said too much.
Just remember, fantasy is legal! Harassment and stalking are not.
Re: Ohemgee
on 2009-10-06 02:39 am (UTC)I SECOND THAT MOTION.
You think you've said too much? Look at the macros oni and I made... further down the thread... oh god. Do bonkers graphics count as stalking?
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on 2009-10-06 02:57 am (UTC)Re: Ohemgee
on 2009-10-06 02:59 am (UTC)Yay! Because I love John too much to be able to cope with a restraining order :D
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on 2009-10-05 01:27 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-05 01:31 pm (UTC)I LOVE YOU!
*tacklehugs*
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on 2009-10-05 01:38 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-05 01:41 pm (UTC)I have a feeling there is this conspiracy, by which everyone in the world who is awesome somehow knows everyone else who is awesome.
Aw, poor uni!Ollie... are you torturing him with pretty friends? Be careful, the little honey has terrible self-esteem.
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on 2009-10-05 02:00 pm (UTC)"Because in school, one of my best friends looked somewhat like a portly albino with a receding ginger jewfro, and the other was the most beautiful boy in school."
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on 2009-10-05 02:03 pm (UTC)Best. Description. Of Andy. Ever.
And yet I will bet you anything it was Andy, not Chris, that John spent a few lunchtimes down the back of the oval experimenting with. Their love is untouchable.no subject
on 2009-10-05 02:21 pm (UTC)(I think Chris will be like my friend Hubie, who's sister was Miss. World, and people are constantly trying to find reasons to dislike him, and failing.)
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on 2009-10-05 04:03 pm (UTC)Seeing as someone has helped you with the Department shizzle, I can link you to a video of John when he was at uni (and being extemely gay with Richard Ayoade. YUS.)
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on 2009-10-05 06:37 pm (UTC)http://members.lycos.co.uk/alanstrang/baggage.html#
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on 2009-10-05 11:32 pm (UTC)Curse us not being online at the same time... how it kills the banter.
WOE. The player will not work. But thank you, so much, for linking me. Richard Ayaode is love!
(I always wondered if any vids from this era made their way to the interwebs...)
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on 2009-10-06 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-06 06:45 am (UTC)Heyyy! I got it to work! Realplayer was being a bitch but eventually I got it to work!
Oh my god teh adorable!
"Why can't we just have sex? Not all this... dirty... talking."
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on 2009-10-05 06:30 pm (UTC)Btw, miss you! I have teh internetz for an hour, so I thought I would pop in to tell you that!:)<3
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on 2009-10-05 11:35 pm (UTC)Always.
Miss you too! Get your interwebz back soon, bb! Cos I finally got round to writing you those three songfics you asked for :D
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on 2009-10-05 07:00 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-05 11:33 pm (UTC)Yay! ♥
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on 2009-10-05 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-05 11:33 pm (UTC)It's like just when you thought it was over, I attack with teh sexy all over again.
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on 2009-10-05 11:38 pm (UTC)And every time something sad happens, I'll just pull it out and everything will be fine again. xD
"Oni, I wrecked you car." "WHAT? NO THAT'S-Oh John you sexy, sexy man. You and your silly double glasses...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"
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on 2009-10-05 11:52 pm (UTC)That sounds like an eminently sensible idea.
Every time you meet an asshole: "John Oliver is sexy. Your argument is invalid."
Because there is not enough argument invalidation on the interwebz!!
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on 2009-10-06 12:30 am (UTC)"Yes?"
"I accept your apology."
"Wait, what does that have to do with the plight of the average American blue-collar worker?"
"If you don't know, it's not my job to tell you." *goes back to making kissy faces at picture*
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on 2009-10-06 12:45 am (UTC)"I don't accept this grade"
"Well, I'm afraid-"
"LOOK AT HIM!"
"..."
"WOULD HE ACCEPT THIS? HMMM? I DO NOT THINK HE WOULD. BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME HE IS."
"..."
"LOOK AT THE SEXY. LOOK THAT THAT FUCKING GQ MOTHERFUCKER."
"I think I can re-evaluate a few things."
"Thank you."
"Can I touch it?"
"Yes."
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on 2009-10-06 12:59 am (UTC)"That'll be $5.50."
"LOOK AT HIM! DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE PAYS FOR MCDONALDS?"
"I-um..."
"DO YOU THINK THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER PAYS FOR HIS CHEESEBURGER? DO YOU? PEOPLE GET IN LINE TO OFFER FOOD TO THIS MAN!!"
"What-"
"GIVE HIM OFFERING! GIVE IT!"
"...Here you go."
"Thank you."
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on 2009-10-06 01:02 am (UTC)"EVERYONE. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THIS. OMG. LOOK AT IT. NOW... do everything I say."
We'll take over the world, Oni!
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on 2009-10-06 01:04 am (UTC)We'll start with just the picture, until we have enough control to kidnap the real Oliver. We'll put him on TV pointing at him, screaming "LOOK AT HIM", and soon...the whole planet would be ours!
Bwha...Bwhaha...Bwhahaha...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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on 2009-10-06 01:39 am (UTC)I think our squee is getting dangerously close to massive bonkers macro levels.
So I made us a massive bonkers macro.
:D
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on 2009-10-06 01:48 am (UTC)Seriously, that is...Would you like your worshiping to begin now, or later?
Also, I love how we both decided it was Macro Time. xD
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on 2009-10-06 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
on 2009-10-06 01:58 am (UTC)Great minds, eh? Your macro is made of win! he's so adorable *snatch*
Your background? AWWW I FEEL SPECIAL!
We're gonna have to find things to add to it. Like how he pawns Americans and they fucking like it. IDK. I have to go to uni soon, otherwise I'd spend the next two hours adding to it :D
*pets your macro* Sooo pretty.
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on 2009-10-06 02:12 am (UTC)You should! My background is usually only reserved for graphic slash pictures that I an using to slowly break my fiancee's will to live. So he thinks you for the reprieve. Or at least, he would, if he had the courage to ever look at my background.
Yes! He's bends you over and you like it dammit! <3
I'll try to think of something, but you have fun at uni! (I keep forgetting about the time difference so for a second there I thought "OMG who has class at 10PM?" lol @ forgetful!me)
*snuggles your macro and thinks un-pure thoughts about it*