Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer

[girlanachronism]

 

So, I'm in my tutorial working on the Macs learning how to use the bloody things and their strange film editing programs. The tutor (who is also my lecturer) tells us to grab some photographs from google and try and make a slideshow just to ease our way into it.

As she walks around, she stops by me as I have this up:

Tutor: Who is that?

Me: That's Noel Fielding.

Tutor: Is she an actress?

Me: Nope. He's a comedian.

Tutor: ....

Me: I think he's incredibly hot.

My Friend: Yeah, he is.

Me: I'd hit that.

Tutor: ...he looks like a woman.

Me: I know. It's awesome.

Tutor:  O_O




In other news, I need an idea for my short film for this media course. Fuck it. I mean, law is harder, but at least we don't have to be creative.

And, as I have discovered, I fail at creativity.


Edit: I just found this and have to include it because it's gorgeous. Oh, boys. Your love is epic.

Comments

[iamashamed.livejournal.com]

"Tutor: ...he looks like a woman.

Me: I know. It's awesome.

Tutor: O_O "

HahahahahaXD LMAO, dude;) Heeh, I loved thatXD

I'm sure you'll come up with something<3 Don't seel yourself short.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I'll try. But it's just when you need ideas that your brain suddenly decides to put up a sign that says "closed for maintenance"

[iamashamed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. It usually help when you get started, and get into it etc.<3

[slug-belcher.livejournal.com]

Haha! That's amazing! BTW, I'm stalking you now. =P

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I like the sound of that :D

[happymediocrity.livejournal.com]

hi. I'm Ariel, and I'm slug_belcher's rl wife... and your new stalker. Hopefully, this will be an acceptable arrangement.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

:DDDD

Acceptable? Sounds downright AWESOME.

[happymediocrity.livejournal.com]

fantastic! :D

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

So... her rl wife, eh? Well, as they say... in married life three is company and two none.

"They" being "he", and "he" being "Oscar Wilde"... uh, nevermind my litgeekery.

[happymediocrity.livejournal.com]

Did you just quote Oscar Wilde? I... I think I love you.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Yes. You like him? :D

[happymediocrity.livejournal.com]

I named my laptop after him and I keep green plastic carnations in my room. I haven't yet read all his work but I do enjoy what I've read immensely, and of course, there's the famous wit.

So, yes. Yes, I do. :)

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I see! Well, fate brought us together for sure. You have to respect a man whose last words are "either that wallpaper goes or I do."

I've only read the Picture of Dorian Grey, because I don't like reading plays (I prefer seeing them). But I've seen quite a few of his plays, luckily.

[happymediocrity.livejournal.com]

Seeing plays is definitely more fun than reading them, though I enjoy both. I enjoy his short stories. They're really very beautiful. And his last words? Yes. That is love. How sad that the wallpaper won.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I must read his short stories.

And yeah, god damn the wallpaper.

[fourleftxaviers.livejournal.com]

Tutor: ...he looks like a woman.
Me: I know. It's awesome.
Tutor: O_O

That is so win.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed it :D

[kitsunesan.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha you are awesome and I love you. :D I have no idea who that guy is, but I did think "guy" when I first saw that picture, and he is most definitely doable. Rawr!

Are there any parameters for this short film, or is the assignment just, "Make a short film"?

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

He's one half of the Mighty Boosh (those two guys hugging at the bottom of the entry) a sort of weirdo comedy duo. They rock so hard.

Not really. Three minutes, I have to plan it in class and what have you, but no real genre limitations. Got to be something I can pull off with a borrowed camera and no talent, though.

[kitsunesan.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Well, I have no idea what kinda stuff you're interested in, so I dunno if I can offer anything in the way of suggestions. If it were me, I'd do something about zombies. But then again, I am obsessed with zombies. XD

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Zombies = pretty damn awesome.

Eh, if all else fails I'll just to scenes from Shaun of the Dead and hope no one notices :D

[kitsunesan.livejournal.com]

I'm so excited, there's gonna be a zombie walk right near where I volunteer on October 3rd and I am SO there!

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

:D I have never heard of a zombie walk, that is so cool.

[kitsunesan.livejournal.com]

I've heard of them but I've never been to one myself, this'll be my first and I'm hella excited! *dances*

[oni-butterfly.livejournal.com]

What does this tutor have against pretty men? xD

Anyway, you're creative as hell so I know you'll think of something awesome. However, if you need some inspiration, this is the video project I did for a similar class.



I actually got a B on it, and my professor also refused to look me in the eyes for the rest of the class. So...yeah.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Awesome :D

[sirdrakesheir.livejournal.com]

FUCKING GOOD SONG

I LOVE THAT SONG

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

The one I was listening to when I posted (I Was Only 19) or the one in the title (Help, I'm Alive)?

[sirdrakesheir.livejournal.com]

HELP I'M ALIVE, SON

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

YES. YES, THAT IS A VERY GOOD SONG.

[huntingsnarks.livejournal.com]

Well, he is a very beautiful woman.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

He's a gorgeous woman. Howard should be proud. Such a pretty wife.