Dear Jondy Zaltziver...

[girlanachronism]

Dear John and Andy,

Only days after discovering that Tom is headed for certain heatstroke down my end of the world, I turned on the news and discovered that ranting xenophobe politician Pauline Pantsdown Hanson has announced she is moving to Britain.

It is very clear what has happened here, and as a loyal Bugler I feel it my duty to tell you that you are getting shafted. You are sending us a member of the Bugle family and you're getting Nick Griffin without the y chromosome (but with more remixing experience, which I know you like) in return. I can only assume large amounts of alcohol were involved in the decision making process. Or maybe a dastardly but understandable trick by my desperate nation to get rid of her. In any case, surely it's not to late to change your mind.

We'll keep Tom though. He's lovely.

Comments

[warriorpoet.livejournal.com]

I DECLARE WIN :D You are e-mailing this in, right?

And OMG Pauline Pantsdown takes me back. Still funny.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

THANKS :D

Aha I don't know if it's funny enough to send in :P but Pauline Pantsdown will never be not funny...

[sloppycronkite.livejournal.com]

HAHA. :D

Send it iiiin. :)

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

:D

Really? Well, ok then. Thanks to you and warriorpoet boosting my ego like that :D

[iamashamed.livejournal.com]

lmao I love thisXD

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

why thank you kindly :P I actually got up halfway through the news to go to my room and type this up before I forgot it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lady_vanilla_/]

SEND IT IN. SEND IT IN. SEND IT IN.

Seriously, that is hilarious. Especially the bold on the word shafted. GOLD.

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

FOR YOU I WILL :D

I think you can never put too much emphasis on the word shafted.