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The Midnight Tinted Rambler ([personal profile] girlanachronism) wrote2009-10-05 10:14 pm

We are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it...





 
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] rehime for showing me this piece of wonderous wonder... I just needed to share it. The sheer fabulousness of it. And yes, he is wearing his glasses under those sunglasses. God damn.

Speaking of John fucking-sexy Oliver, does anyone know where I can get my hands on The Department, but not as a torrent? Torrents make my laptop die and I'm not sure why.

[identity profile] oni-butterfly.livejournal.com 2009-10-05 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it bad I want to print this out and put it in my wallet?

And every time something sad happens, I'll just pull it out and everything will be fine again. xD

"Oni, I wrecked you car." "WHAT? NO THAT'S-Oh John you sexy, sexy man. You and your silly double glasses...I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2009-10-05 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)

That sounds like an eminently sensible idea.

Every time you meet an asshole: "John Oliver is sexy. Your argument is invalid."

Because there is not enough argument invalidation on the interwebz!!

[identity profile] oni-butterfly.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"YOU SEE THIS MAN? DO YOU SEE HIM? DO YOU SEE THE SEXY? DO YOU??"

"Yes?"

"I accept your apology."

"Wait, what does that have to do with the plight of the average American blue-collar worker?"

"If you don't know, it's not my job to tell you." *goes back to making kissy faces at picture*

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 12:45 am (UTC)(link)

"I don't accept this grade"

"Well, I'm afraid-"

"LOOK AT HIM!"

"..."

"WOULD HE ACCEPT THIS? HMMM? I DO NOT THINK HE WOULD. BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME HE IS."

"..."

"LOOK AT THE SEXY. LOOK THAT THAT FUCKING GQ MOTHERFUCKER."

"I think I can re-evaluate a few things."

"Thank you."

"Can I touch it?"

"Yes."

[identity profile] oni-butterfly.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
(LMFAO!!! <3<3<3)

"That'll be $5.50."

"LOOK AT HIM! DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE PAYS FOR MCDONALDS?"

"I-um..."

"DO YOU THINK THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER PAYS FOR HIS CHEESEBURGER? DO YOU? PEOPLE GET IN LINE TO OFFER FOOD TO THIS MAN!!"

"What-"

"GIVE HIM OFFERING! GIVE IT!"

"...Here you go."

"Thank you."

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)

"EVERYONE. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. LOOK AT THIS. OMG. LOOK AT IT. NOW... do everything I say."

We'll take over the world, Oni!


[identity profile] oni-butterfly.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
It would be better than Hypno Toad.

We'll start with just the picture, until we have enough control to kidnap the real Oliver. We'll put him on TV pointing at him, screaming "LOOK AT HIM", and soon...the whole planet would be ours!

Bwha...Bwhaha...Bwhahaha...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 01:39 am (UTC)(link)

I think our squee is getting dangerously close to massive bonkers macro levels.

So I made us a massive bonkers macro.

:D

Image

[identity profile] oni-butterfly.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
That is getting printed out and fucking laminated.

Seriously, that is...Would you like your worshiping to begin now, or later?

Also, I love how we both decided it was Macro Time. xD

[identity profile] oni-butterfly.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
P.S. Your macro is now officially my background. <3

[identity profile] greenpixiehair.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 01:58 am (UTC)(link)

Great minds, eh? Your macro is made of win! he's so adorable *snatch*

Your background? AWWW I FEEL SPECIAL!

We're gonna have to find things to add to it. Like how he pawns Americans and they fucking like it. IDK. I have to go to uni soon, otherwise I'd spend the next two hours adding to it :D

*pets your macro* Sooo pretty.

[identity profile] oni-butterfly.livejournal.com 2009-10-06 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
xD I just thought it was awesome we were both like "LOL MACRO TIME!!!"

You should! My background is usually only reserved for graphic slash pictures that I an using to slowly break my fiancee's will to live. So he thinks you for the reprieve. Or at least, he would, if he had the courage to ever look at my background.

Yes! He's bends you over and you like it dammit! <3

I'll try to think of something, but you have fun at uni! (I keep forgetting about the time difference so for a second there I thought "OMG who has class at 10PM?" lol @ forgetful!me)

*snuggles your macro and thinks un-pure thoughts about it*