I know it's true, I just don't believe it. And don't look at me like I'm being obtuse.

[girlanachronism]

This post is just me coming to terms with the fact that I'll have no Jon or Stephen this week. By having silly silly fic ideas.  So, um, if you're not into the fakenews thang, feel free to ignore it.

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I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THEY HAVE HOLIDAYS. I'm selfish, yes. This is evident. I acknowledge it, and do not change my stance in any way. But now to the silly idea. Which is this:

• I/We/You/Someone works out a set of rules Jon has for dealing with "Stephen". Say, 10 or 15 of them. Along the line of "when trying to work out if he is angry, ignore the content of his words and pay attention to the volume of his voice and as a last resort check his eyebrows..." but, like, better and funnier.
• Then anyone who wants to  can take them and, like, write little drabbles for each one using whichever characters you want (but, y'know, "Stephen" will probably make an appearance, obviously...)
• So it could be Jon/"Stephen" stuff, or examples of when people who don't know the rules interact with Stephen (Andy guesting? Bill O being a hurtful dick?) or maybe someone like Rob Corddry or Ollie is hosting cos Jon is sick and they're trying to stick to the rules and failing awesomely or... THE POSSIBILITIES. THEY ARE ENDLESS.
• And then we can all post/share/compare the drabbles and it will be made of sunshine and rainbows

Is this a stupid idea?

Um.

Probably.

*hides*

Comments

[erinptah]

I am all for this idea :D

Rules, rules...hmmm. "#4: Any time he begins a sentence with 'Hypothetically...', drop everything and run." "#11: Do not, under any circumstances, make any suggestion that involves fire." "#7: When Sweetness is 'talking', smile and nod."

"#1: Do not get so absorbed looking at his eyes that you stop nodding at appropriate moments."

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Awesome, awesome, awesome! What about... things he's scared of? Apart for teh bears, of course.

Ohhh...what about "he may occasionally need to be reminded that he is not in fact black."

[erinptah]

On a serious note: Being alone. On a silly one: Robots? Zombies? Socialism?

Haha, that's a good one :D

[greenpixiehair.livejournal.com]

Ah, brilliant. Something about how he lashes out when scared, so sometimes he needs to be assured there aren't any bears, zombies, Socialists or Socialist zombie bears around. And, failing that, make sure he knows he isn't alone.

Or something.

:)