a. His polo-for-a-monacle b. His frequent raping of innocent dolphins and other assorted animals. c. The Crack Fox. EPICLY MESSED UP PAIRING, YES? d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat. e. Boston Legal. He runs around urinating on people, upset that his smoke machine doesn't work here, and they're just all "What is...going on? What THE FUCK? Denny, put that gun down!" f. The Hitcher/either of my precious boys. g. Using his actual song would be cheating, wouldn't it? Evil and a Heathen - Franz Ferdinand
Well I'm evil and a heathen I'm evil and a heathen I'm a heathen and evil like you And there's not a lot I can do
h. I'M A COCKNEY! i. He dreamed he was surrounded by perky mockney pop stars like lily allen. j. Choking on an eel pie.
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on 2009-06-17 01:39 pm (UTC)THE HITCHER
a. His polo-for-a-monacle
b. His frequent raping of innocent dolphins and other assorted animals.
c. The Crack Fox. EPICLY MESSED UP PAIRING, YES?
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. Boston Legal. He runs around urinating on people, upset that his smoke machine doesn't work here, and they're just all "What is...going on? What THE FUCK? Denny, put that gun down!"
f. The Hitcher/either of my precious boys.
g. Using his actual song would be cheating, wouldn't it? Evil and a Heathen - Franz Ferdinand
Well I'm evil and a heathen
I'm evil and a heathen
I'm a heathen and evil like you
And there's not a lot I can do
h. I'M A COCKNEY!
i. He dreamed he was surrounded by perky mockney pop stars like lily allen.
j. Choking on an eel pie.