a. HE IS BATSHIT INSANE b. Occasionally the bloodlust is predictable :) c. Movieverse or comicverse? I'll go with movieverse, it's easier, less characters. Um... either Wade/Bradley (I know, I know, weird) or Wade/Remy (though that much prettiness and fuck-me eyes in one room might make the world explode) d. Deadpool/Adrian Veidt from Watchmen e. Something like High School Musical. He can go in there and just go nuts with machine guns. But first point out the problems: "why the fuck do you sing everything?! You do realise that people can hear you, right? And YOU NEED TO LOOK AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU TALK TO THEM! How are you staring at the camera if you don't know it's there?! Ohhh...nice hat, it's sparkly...now DIE DIE DIE!" f. Deadpool/Hannah Montana g. Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence
I can't wait for you to knock me up In a minute, minute In a fucking minute I can't wait for you to shut me up SHUT ME UP!
h. astfglILOVETHECAPSKEY i. It involved My Little Ponies, fluffy white clouds and candy. j. The combined forces of every single motherfucking suerhero ever are required to take him down when he is convinced they no longer make gobstoppers and attempts to destroy the world.
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on 2009-06-17 01:29 pm (UTC)DEADPOOL
a. HE IS BATSHIT INSANE
b. Occasionally the bloodlust is predictable :)
c. Movieverse or comicverse? I'll go with movieverse, it's easier, less characters. Um... either Wade/Bradley (I know, I know, weird) or Wade/Remy (though that much prettiness and fuck-me eyes in one room might make the world explode)
d. Deadpool/Adrian Veidt from Watchmen
e. Something like High School Musical. He can go in there and just go nuts with machine guns. But first point out the problems: "why the fuck do you sing everything?! You do realise that people can hear you, right? And YOU NEED TO LOOK AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU TALK TO THEM! How are you staring at the camera if you don't know it's there?! Ohhh...nice hat, it's sparkly...now DIE DIE DIE!"
f. Deadpool/Hannah Montana
g. Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence
I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a fucking minute
I can't wait for you to shut me up
SHUT ME UP!
h. astfglILOVETHECAPSKEY
i. It involved My Little Ponies, fluffy white clouds and candy.
j. The combined forces of every single motherfucking suerhero ever are required to take him down when he is convinced they no longer make gobstoppers and attempts to destroy the world.