As for the meme... something obvious I don't know about you...
Okay, give me a physical portrait of yourself: hair colour. Eye colour. Tall/short, shoe size, your most defining feature.

Just so it's maybe less creepy, I'll give you the same of me:
Brownish blonde hair, light blue eyes, average height, size 9-10 (big feet, ha), and my hair is extremely curly.