Noooo, don't watch the cricket! Your brain will melt and dribble out through your nostrils, and before you know it, you will be saying things like "cricket is a really interesting game" and "it was a good decision to get rid of Symonds".

Ew. Cricket. The only time I have ever found cricket entertaining was in Douglas Adams' "Life, The Universe, and Everything".

Also: Where did you get the Boosh shirt???