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Football player on razor scooter, chasing shirtless theater major: I'll get you my pretty... And your little dick too!
- Overheard In New York


Great Jon and Stephen uni!prompt, or greatest Jon and Stephen uni!prompt?
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Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] rehime for showing me this piece of wonderous wonder... I just needed to share it. The sheer fabulousness of it. And yes, he is wearing his glasses under those sunglasses. God damn.

Speaking of John fucking-sexy Oliver, does anyone know where I can get my hands on The Department, but not as a torrent? Torrents make my laptop die and I'm not sure why.
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Ran across two things on the internet today that renewed my faith in awesome, which had been rather weakened by recent crappiness in my life which, while being annoying, are also pretty dull so no need to detail them. First one is evidence of Tim Burton once again playing the mad genius. HOW COOL IS THIS MAN? Very very cool. Yep. Plus, the man has a gorgeous wife and even more gorgeous boyfriend who both let him make them up into weird and wonderful, practically unrecognisable pieces of art. (and apart from Helena Bonham-Carter and Johnny Depp, the film has Anne Hathaway, Matt Lucas, Michael Sheen, Alan Rickman, Stephen Fry and Noah Taylor. COULD IT GET ANY BETTER? ONLY IF NOEL FIELDING AND JULIAN BARRAT POPPED UP.)





And then I found the most adorable interview with John Oliver and Rory Albanese after some stand-up gig they did at a college somewhere. There are, of course, some content issues. And I'm very responsible...

Warning: these videos contain John Oliver. The level of irresistable of this man may offend some viewers. It also contains John and Rory bickering, John and Rory flirting, a detailed discussion on whether John may or may not be a virgin, Rory apparently unwittingly insulting the interviewer a lot, Jon Stewart hero worship, bagging Demetri Martin and John adorably trying to play down the fact that he went to Cambridge.

Just watch them.





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This is how I feel about swine flu, with the notable exception that, for me, the crisis of today is the joke of today too. You may as well die laughing. And if you don't die, bonus. (Also, exams are coming up, and I haven't started studying because that would entail acknowledging reality. Which I prefer not to do when I can help it. So swine flu, come on in. It's warm and inviting in my lungs.)

And here are 25 things about me that are absolutely, definitely, indubitably and 100% true. For a given value of 'true'. Because[livejournal.com profile] huntingsnarks , she tags like a ninja.

Write an entry with 25 random things, personal facts, habits, or goals about you. )


Well, if that proved anything it proved I can rant more than is strictly desirable. And I didn't say it, but I think you're all pretty damn awesome... if you have any questions about my ridiculously mundane existence, I will endeavour to answer them in my usual style, which is to say I will sacrifice dignity for truth, and I will sacrifice truth for humour.

Because that is how I roll.

Or just comment to tell me I'm a wanker. That's a pretty fair call, really.

EDIT: This is so, so good. It's funny because it's true.

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So, um, online hot comedians poll.

In first place we have Jon! In second, Stephen... "Stephen Colbert may have gained fame for his work under Jon Stewart"... oh dear lord someone let that writer know exactly what goes on here in the interwebs so they can reconsider that sentence. And rounding up the (top) threesome of awesome, John!


So, it seems that to be considered sexy all you have to do is this:






... and this:



... and a little bit of this:










 
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I was just checking my hotmail and one of those annoying ninemsn ads was flashing at me from the corner of the screen.

It said: Should Lindsay Keep The Baby? Vote YES or NO

So, yeah. Roll in the zombies. There is nothing you can do to us that is worse than what we do to ourselves. I'm prepared. I've seen Shaun Of The Dead, like, fifteen times. I have a baseball cricket bat. According to a charming facebook quiz, I have a 76% chance of survival.




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If anyone is considering seeing the Wolverine Origins movie (Why would you do that? Who would agree to... oh, yeah. Me.) I warn you now, do NOT go see it with a comic book fan. Really. Because they will start complaining right after the opening montage and they WILL NOT STOP UNTIL AN HOUR AFTER THE FILM IS OVER.

Possibly spoilerific ranting )

 
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Ahh... what a hellish week. Back at uni, no sleep, so much work, trudging to classes, dodgy late night trains... and to top it all off somehow I have been selected a Chief Scheduler/Re-scheduler of Social Arrangements for my friends, their friends, and any hobos I happen to meet on the street. MY INBOX CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH ABUSE! On the upside, my old enemy technology has revealed reluctantly to me how to turn my records into mp3s, so my music collection is happily swollen. *pets vinyl* don't fear, my pretties, I still love you most, it's just that you're not very practical on a train.

Other random fragments of thoughts from the week:


Top Gear Africa Special! I love you, SBS. I got to see Jeremy and James singing "it's sad, so sad, such a sad sad situation" with barely concealed glee AND relive the epic romance of the Hamster and his Oliver! (A man. A car. They meet. They know. Others will taunt. "He's given it a name!" But they carry on. Through salt and sand. A river - tragedy. Olllivveerrr! Will Oliver survive? ...Of course he will, you idiot, this is a gushy romance, how did you think it would end?)

My dog ate a tube of glitterglue. This worries me.

Dylan Moran, Chris O'Dowd, David O'Doherty...dishevelled irish comedians are so sexy. A Film With Me In It is coming out soon! Celebratory dance, girls and boys, put on your red shoes and dance the blues!

I NEED A STEWART/COLBERT TOSS SOON OR I WILL KILL.

My lecturer was being adorable again this week, with self-deprecating comments on his own nerdiness and smiley faces at the bottom of our assignment memos. Sometimes a just wanna *squish* him in his messy-hair-and-piercings-ness. (I thought he was a student on the first day...)

This is awesome:

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I want them all, and that's the sad part.




The shirts, they will have their revenge! You thought they would forget? You thought they would forgive? You fool. You should have used a coloursafe bleach.





I think I've met you.
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I am 18 today.

I am 18 today.

I am fucking 18 today.








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Cute, Y/Y?
 

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